JUSTICE — Woman Charged With Felony Animal Cruelty in Murders of Five Goldfish!

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ORLANDO -- It's too early in the day for philosophical questions like: Do goldfish have souls? But the death of five goldfish by bleach poisoning is enough to get an Orlando-area woman charged with felony animal cruelty! Angela Nilda Garcia, 32, was arrested by Orange County Sheriff's deputies after she allegedly trashed her boyfriend's house with bleach. According to the police report, Garcia did about $1500 worth of damage to Norris … [Read more...]

UPDATE — US Congressman Gets 24-Year Marriage To Mother of His Five Children Annulled!

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ORLANDO — U.S. Congressman Alan Grayson and Lolita Grayson, his wife of 24 years and the mother to his five children, have agreed to annul their marriage. The pair has been embroiled in a bizarre Only-In-Florida divorce process that has included accusations of bigamy, battery, a court delay because of leaky breast implants and four children of the 17th richest member of congress, who’s worth $31 million, taking advantage of the tax-payer … [Read more...]

VIDEO — NFL Running Back Chris Johnson Shot in Orlando Drive-By!

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ORLANDO -- Former New York Jets running back Chris Johnson was shot in the shoulder in a drive-by shooting in Orlando that left one man dead. A third man was injured. A spokesman with the Orange County Sheriff’s Office said the shooting took place 4 a.m. Sunday on Orange Blossom Trail and Southland Boulevard. When police arrived on scene they found Dreekius Oricko Johnson, 28, shot to death inside a Jeep, and Orlando native Chris … [Read more...]

PHOTOS – Naked Woman Masturbates in Traffic, Climbs on Passing Car!

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ORLANDO – A 31-year-old woman was arrested after masturbating -- naked -- in the middle of Orlando traffic then climbing and stomping on a passing car! It was a rough day for Amie Carter of Casselberry. When the dust settled, she was charged with exposure of sexual organs and criminal mischief and transported to Florida Hospital South for observation. According to the arrest report, Orlando Police officers who arrived first at the … [Read more...]

WE’RE NOT YANKING YOUR WAND: Harry Potter Star Hospitalized in Orlando!

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ORLANDO -- Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane got sick on his flight to the Sunshine State and had to be immediately hospitalized once his British Airways flight from London reached Orlando International Airport yesterday. Coltrane, 64, who plays gentle giant Rubeus Hagrid, was met at the gate by paramedics and was taken straight to the hospital. The large Scottish star, who, let’s be honest, isn’t the picture of health, was on his way to meet … [Read more...]

PHOTOS — Ariana Grande Princesslike in Orlando Taping of Disney Special!

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ORLANDO -- Boca Raton kid Ariana Grande looked stunning in the baby blue colors of the set at Magic Kingdom this week in Orlando as she taped a brief concert set to air on Christmas Day on ABC. Among the show's guest stars: University of Florida legend Tim Tebow! The Frozen-themed holiday special is being recorded through today and, according to spywitnesses, the 21-year-old singer of Problem will be singing at least one song from the … [Read more...]

FLORIDUH — Gainesville PD: F . . . ! We Screwed up Phuc Kieu’s Arrest!

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GAINESVILLE -- It’s easy to believe someone named Phuc Kieu could catch police's attention by watching gay porn in his car then attempting to rape another man. This Phuc Kieu, however, was innocent all along. And his accuser is the one who's now in jail, accused of filing a false police report and under investigation for prostitution! Jeremy Mitchell Foster, 21, told Gainesville police earlier this week he was returning from a trip to an … [Read more...]

BREAKING NEWS — Congressman Alan Grayson’s Wife, Four Kids on FOOD STAMPS!

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ORLANDO -- Orlando's election season just got hotter with the revelations that the estranged wife of populist U.S. Congressman Alan Grayson, a Democrat who's the 17th richest member of the House of Representatives, and their four kids are being fed thanks to tax-funded food stamps! The four minor children, by the way, are also enrolled in the Orange County Schools free lunch program. Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Taxpayer! Grayson, who's in a … [Read more...]

VIDEO — Orlando Teacher Jessica Vanessa: Why Teach When I Make a Fortune Twerking?

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ORLANDO -- Kindergarten teacher Jessica Vanessa recently quit her day job to become what could be Florida's first professional twerker. And Orlando babe Vanessa, 22, has become an Internet sensation over the past few months, with her Vine GIFs garnering more than 680 million views. Don't adjust your screen: That's 680 MILLION! Most of the 5-second loops show her twerking at home, and cost virtually nothing to make. But sponsors, … [Read more...]

BREAKING NEWS — Orlando Uber Driver Nabbed For Fondling Passenger’s Breasts: That’s How we do it in Egypt!

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ORLANDO --In Egypt, if a girl's wearing a revealing shirt with no bra, dudes can grab her breasts! At least, that's what Egyptian immigrant Ramy Botros told cops in Orlando after a woman who used his services as Uber driver complained she was groped during her ride to her boyfriend's place. Well, Ramy, you ain't in Egypt no' mo'! So, you've been charged with battery for allegedly plunging your hands into the woman's shirt. The strange … [Read more...]

EXCLUSIVE DETAILS — NBA Star Dwight Howard Collects Florida Traffic Tickets Like he Collects Cars!

ORLANDO -- Former Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard's Florida driver license was suspended, according to Orlando area court records, after he allegedly garnered one ticket too many. His 26th since 2005 in Orlando and Orange County! It's not that luxury car collector Howard, now with the Houston Rockets, is a speed demon. He received only four tickets for speeding. But the devil, for the NBA's muscle man, is in the details. For … [Read more...]

YUCK — Dirty Drunk’s Mug Shot is Instant Classic!

ORLANDO -- Here's a dirty drunk if we've ever seen one! Orlando resident Jamie Henson's mug shot has gone viral after he was booked. His face was caked in mud while he allegedly vandalized a Burger King on Orlando's International Drive. The incident report didn't explain how the mud got there. What is explained on the document is that Henson was on a drinking binge when he decided to grab burgers at 3:20 a.m. While he waited for his … [Read more...]

VIDEO — Giant Aquarium at Disney’s T-Rex Cafe Bursts as Employees Rush to Save Rare Fish!

ORLANDO -- A giant fish tank inside the popular T-Rex Cafe in Downtown Disney cracked at dinner time last night, sending guests to the exit doors as employees to rescue of rare fish. A patron captured some of the drama on cellphone video. The always-crowded T-Rex Cafe is a favorite with children. Giant mechanical dinosaurs and complex fish tanks are spread throughout the restaurant, which also features a gift store. Witnesses described … [Read more...]