PHOTOS — Beefcake Pancaked: Criminal Minds’ Shemar Moore Shows Off Muscles Then is Leveled by Fat Cousin!

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MIAMI BEACH -- Former soap opera star Shemar Moore spends most holidays in South Florida, and like clockwork he materialized yesterday in Miami Beach. Moore, 45, who now plays Derek Morgan on CBS' Criminal Minds, mingled with beach goers and tourists. He did show off his hard body, which is his M.O. Until his chubby cousin showed up to bring him back down to earth. It looked like a hard landing! … [Read more...]

PHOTOS — Eva Longoria, Not so Desperate in Neon Bikini!

MIAMI BEACH -- Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria was a tangerine dream poolside today in Miami Beach. The 40-year-old actress rocked a seriously tight 40-year-old body, even if we detected a wee bit of cellulite on her butt cheeks. Not that we'd care! Her strappy bikini by Brazilian designer Luli Fama made the Latina look positively caliente as she strutted her stuff. … [Read more...]

PHOTOS — Mob Wives’ Big Ang Celebrates Early 4th at Crazy Horse Strip Club . . . Finds Out She’s Got Much More in The Blouse Than Most Strippers!

POMPANO BEACH -- Hey, Big Ang, you've just licked cancer for the second time, where do you go? Disney? Nope! Little Italy? No way! Where then? Pompano Beach's full nudity Crazy Horse strip club, of course! Former bar owner Angela Raiola, who turns 55 tomorrow, dropped in on the high-end watering hole over the weekend and seemed to enjoy the company of the dancers as well as featured act Rubber Doll. Raiola, the niece of dead … [Read more...]

PHOTOS — Famous Hooker Air Force Amy Makes a Pass at Treasury: I Want to be on $10-Bills!

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LAS VEGAS -- Famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch hooker Air Force Amy is lobbying the U.S. Treasury to become the first woman on U.S. paper currency. The Treasury announced last week it's straying from all-male founding fathers and presidents, and apparently has a spot for a woman to replace Alexander Hamilton on the 2020-issued $10-bill. The woman pictured in the center of the bill will be Treasury Secretary Jacob Lew's choice, and he already said … [Read more...]

PHOTOS — Kelsey Grammer Shows Off Bikini-Wearing Wife in Miami Beach!

MIAMI BEACH -- He's on break from playing Captain Hook in Broadway's Finding Neverland, but Kelsey Grammer sure has his hooks into wife No. 4! The 60-year-old star of Frasier and wife Kayte Walsh, a British flight attendant 25 years his junior he married 2011, have been inseparable this week in Miami Beach, and Kayte especially has been turning heads. She fit just fine in a perfectly white bikini less than a year after giving birth to … [Read more...]

PHOTOS — Beefcake Alert: Soccer Star Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off Impeccable Shaved Pecs!

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MIAMI BEACH -- Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been chilling in Miami Beach for a while, if the tan on his impeccably shaved pecs isn't lying. Ronaldo, 30, who plays his club soccer at Real Madrid in Spain, is beefing up the ranks of famous soccer players vacationing in South Florida. -- Seeing double: Manchester U standout Marouane Fellaini and twin brother in Miami Beach But it's fair to say probably none is as pretty as the … [Read more...]

BREAKING NEWS — Miami Rapper Rick Ross Arrested on Kidnapping, Beatdown Rap!

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ATLANTA -- Carol City rapper Rick Ross, who once was a Miami-Dade County corrections officer, is on the wrong side of the bars this morning -- and this time, the charges could keep him in for a long, long time. Ross and his bodyguard were picked up this morning at his suburban Atlanta house by agents with the U.S. Marshals Services and quickly denied bond by a Fayette County judge. The two were charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault … [Read more...]

BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE: 90-Year-Old Boca Raton Man Pulls Gun on Postal Worker!

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BOCA RATON -- A 90-year-old man is being held on no bond in the Palm Beach County slammer today after he allegedly pulled a gun on a post office clerk because he was unhappy with the service, according to Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputies. The mugshot of MR HB Shea -- yep, that's his name -- shows he was wearing a hearing aid at the time of his arrest last night. Shea, who has no prior record in Palm Beach County, pointed a handgun at a … [Read more...]

PHOTOS — Look Who Got Canned at The Gardens Mall!

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PALM BEACH GARDENS -- Modern art and canned food were an item at The Gardens Mall over the weekend in Palm Beach Gardens. Both were the stars of this year’s third annual CANstruction Sculpture Competition, a food fundraiser that culminated with a society shindig at the mall. CANstruction draws local architects, engineers, and construction firms in a sculpture competition. The catch is that the art must be made of canned and packaged food … [Read more...]

PHOTOS — Teen Kylie Jenner Sexes up Sugar Factory Opening!

MIAMI BEACH -- Reality TV's Kylie Jenner, the 17-year-old daughter of Kris and Caitlyn Jenner, sexed up the grand opening of the Sugar Factory restaurant at Miami Beach's Victor Hotel over the weekend. The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star showed up in a black number that could've been her half-sister Kim Kardashian's hand-me-down. It hid selfie queen Kylie's family weak spots below the waist while enhancing her still perky … [Read more...]

PHOTOS — Moon Over Miami Real Housewife Joanna Krupa!

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MIAMI -- Real Housewife of Miami looker Joanna Krupa has never been one to cover up fully, but she was flirting dangerously with wardrobe disaster when she checked on a flight yesterday. Former supermodel Krupa, 36, ended up in a plumber's favorite position, butt crack exposed and all, when she was spotted messing with her luggage! And somehow, staid airport scenery suddenly looked better! After all, we know keeping tight jeans in … [Read more...]

PHOTO — Oh Baby, Gossip Extra’s Growing!

"Hi folks, "I'm the new boy at Gossip Extra. "I was born at 7:47 a.m. to Vada Mossavat and Jose Lambiet. "I weigh a lean but not so mean 6 lbs 1 oz. If you stretch my feet real far, I'm 19 inches and 1/2 long. "I still don't have a name but the adults are working on that. (Update 6/25: It's Loic Aurelien Lambiet, L.A. for short) "My water birth at home went very well. "As a matter of fact, I recommend it warmly. I'm healthy and … [Read more...]

WOOF WOOF: Woman Nabbed For Sex With Pit Bull Named Two-Face!

BRADENTON -- Ruff stuff! An 18-year-old woman in the Gulf Coast city of Bradenton was arrested over the weekend after admitting to police she routinely has her pit bull perform oral sex on her! This sorry tale of cats and dogs too close for comfort came to light because cops found selfies of the woman and her pooch, named after the Batman character Two-Face, in the throes of passion during an unrelated investigation about obscene material … [Read more...]