BOYNTON BEACH — Boynton Beach’s Danielle Bregoli, better known as the “Cash Me Outside” girl, doesn’t quite seem to know what to do with herself.
The latest? As of Thursday afternoon, the troubled 14-year-old is now apparently a rapper.
Bregoli rose to fame based on her September 2016 appearance as an out-of-control teen on Dr. Phil, on which she challenged an audience member to fight by using her soon-to-be catchphrase, “Cash me outside!”
Since then, she has flailed about in the media, grabbing desperately at any-and-all opportunities to extend her 15 minutes of fame.
Bregoli’s past endeavors include videos on her YouTube channel, a proposed reality TV show and an odd lip-syncing tour that never materialized.
Now the Boynton Beach native has announced her first single—entitled “These Heaux”—via Instagram and posted a 30-second snippet. (“Heaux” is pronounced as “hoes” and Bregoli herself goes by the uninspired pseudonym “Bhad Bhabie.”)
“Now da whole game scared,” Bregoli declared awkwardly as she embarrassed herself through the sharing of her absurd “music.”
The teen’s lyrical bombshells included the following:
“These hos (heaux?) be lackin’, see me in back and they talk all this shit but don’t say it in person.”
“Water, water drippin’, come take a peek … you in a trailer ho (heau?), bitch you can’t compete.”
“I’m in the Maybach, I heard you got a repo.”
It’s as if Simon and Garfunkel reunited to craft one final poetic masterpiece …
If nothing else, the creation of a song—however puerile—is at least a generally constructive and positive thing. Most of Bregoli’s recent media exposure has been decidedly more negative, including lawsuits over her trademarks and various dramas in criminal court, including a string of offenses predating her infamy that earned her five years of probation in a Delray Beach court.
With any luck, her next stab at fame will involve miming to spare us more of her garbled syntax and tuneless performances.
And even though we hate to link, we knew you’d want to check out the “music” for yourself: