LARGO — A Florida couple landed themselves in hot water—and jail—after getting a little too familiar in a public place early Monday.
Largo police officer Logan Ward said he found Craig Schultheis, 46, and Tabatha Lehman, 45, having sex at 3:00 a.m. outside a Largo business.
A criminal complaint said that Ward encountered the intimate Pinellas County couple “naked from the waist down performing sexual activities on each other.”
Far from showing the embarrassment one might expect at making such a scene, Schultheis and Lehman were each unabashed to the point of outright annoyance with the officer, and they went so far as to make him look like he was the one doing something wrong!
Schultheis repeatedly complained to Ward that he was “just trying to get a piece of a**.”
Lehman, for her part, told the officer with irritation that she was only “getting her p***y eaten out.”
The two silver-tongued lovebirds may have been intoxicated at the time of their illicit liaison, according to reports.
Ultimately, the pair was arrested for exposure of sexual organs—a mere misdemeanor—and were released from police custody after about 9 hours.
Perhaps next time, they’ll find someplace indoors where they can shag freely and without interruption.