SOUTH BEACH — Unfortunately for Australian swimwear designer Bianca Elouise, the Brazilian habit of thong-wearing and showing off tanned tushes just doesn’t work for white girls.
Elouise, who’s daring designs for Myra Swim are getting all kinds of attention, spent the weekend in South Beach, showing off her fabulous figure in a series of suits that probably wouldn’t look good on anyone, because she’s gorgeous and even she couldn’t pull them off!
When a 26-year-old stunner can’t manage the suit, no one can!
And one nearly flew off her chest!
The worst offender was a black one piece, that from the front looked like a single, upside down triangle. The way it was cut made Elouise’s hips and thighs look enormous!
Imagine what it would do to a regular woman’s body!
And then there was a a two piece with a sweetheart tie top and another pair of high-waisted thong bikini bottoms.
Not sure how they do things down under, but stateside, we want our bathing suits to make us look good.
Elouise did don one suit that was flattering. Check out her profile in this low-cut, high-cut one-piece black number.
The suit was flattering from the front and from the side.
But when she turned to the back, the same old problems returned!
It’s clear Elouise is a beautiful girl, is it just that the bathing suits aren’t well designed?
She narrowly avoided a wardrobe malfunction as the top for a fourth bathing suit, a nude bikini, popped off.
Luckily, Elouise was able to keep her top on.