MIAMI BEACH — In Europe, the wives and girlfriends of professional athletes get treated like royalty.
In the U.S., not so much.
It’s a lesson Cathy Hummels and her sister Vanessa Fischer learned the hard way when a cheeky bystander interrupted them while they attempted to shoot scenes for a TV show in Miami Beach.
The whole scene was pretty bizarre in the way things can only be bizarre in South Florida.
Hummels, who’s the wife of World Cup Champion Mats Hummels, and her gorgeous sister were shooting with a giant inflatable unicorn and swan, which is weird enough.
But then, a more-than-mostly naked onlooker came up and got friendly.
It’s America, we’re like that, but this onlooker’s fashion choices — well, it’s not everyday you see someone who’s wearing socks that are bigger than their bathing suit.
This guy was bare-assed in a string thong that would give us pause on a lady, but was more than unsettling on a man.
The girls were good sports about it and the man ended up talking to a production assistant.
What a circus, but then again, it is Miami Beach!
To see more train-wreck photos from the bizarre beach shoot, check out our gallery below: