PALM BEACH — If there’s a party worth attending, Gossip Extra will be there and everyone knows this year’s inauguration of Palm Beacher Donald Trump is going to be one hell of an event.
It’s going to be tremendous, really, the greatest inauguration there’s ever been.
Even Hillary “I-Can’t-Believe-I’m-Not-Going-To-Be-President” Clinton can’t keep herself away and will be there with Bill “I’m-The-Only-President-In-This-House” Clinton.
We’ll be at the Inauguration, the ball, the parade, the prayer service, the “Make America Great Welcome Concert” and the victory reception honoring Reince Priebus.
The first thing we noticed when we got our invite was that the printer must’ve made an error, because incoming Vice President Mike Pence‘s name is yuuuuuuuge on the invite. It’s much bigger than Trump’s.
Is this some subliminal hint about who’s actually going to be running the country?
Check out the full invite below: