MIAMI BEACH — When we were kids, having a bare ass was embarrassing, but not these days, and not in Miami Beach, where seeing butt cheeks is as common as seeing pudgy cheeks.
Not all progress is bad.
It’s winter break week and lovely lady after thong-clad lovely lady is showing off what Santa brought them for Christmas.
Paris-based French lingerie model Audrey Bouette returned to her old South Florida stomping grounds for a week of tanning and swimming and creative selfies.
Okay, the selfies weren’t very creative, but who cares.
Bouette is the body in Dior Amphore‘s perfume video last year, and one look at her shows why she was chosen.
The girl is everything!
And she knows how to wear a thong.
Accessorizing a thong is a different story.
What do you wear with bare ass cheeks? Tough to tell.
That brings us to Jasmine Tosh, another thong-wearing fashion maven who likes to galavant with barely any bottoms!
Tosh wore a white ruffled suit, and couldn’t seem to drop her phone. Guess she know her 400,000 Instagram followers want immediate gratification!
And who wouldn’t. Especially since everyone knows in Miami Beach: Suns out, buns out!