MIAMI BEACH — Russian-Swiss model Xenia Tchoumitcheva is in the tail end of her twenties, but pictures snapped of the luscious lass on the beach have her channeling her inner Lolita.
And not in a good way!
Tchoumitcheva, 29, was just just as raw and unrefined as fellow Russian Vladimir Nabokov‘s ridiculously young gum-smacking nymphet during her recent vacay in Miami Beach.
Let’s hope there were no Humbert Humberts around!
Because the nearly 30-year-old, who has been modeling since she was 12, was acting positively prepubescent, making faces and absolutely obsessed with her phone as she lounged by the water.
Could’ve been because she was hanging out with the younger 21-year-old German model Caroline Daur and the duo got sucked into a tween vortex.
Or maybe she disliked the company!
We also spotted her by the beach, showing off her age-defying body in a junior bikini and wearing a tiara-like headband.
Whatever this young miss is doing to beat back the sands of time, we hope she keeps doing it for a long time to come!