PALM BEACH — With Donald Trump leading in the presidential polls, America’s gearing up for its hottest First Lady ever.
And if The Donald were to become The Commander-in-Chief, his lovely third wife Melania Trump is bound to leave perennial baddies Vladimir Putin and the Ayatollahs wanting to reach out and touch America!
Move over classy Jackie Kennedy, matronly Barbara Bush, and Get Movin’ arms-like-guns Michelle Obama: Make room for former bikini model Melania Trump!
The 45-year-old was born Melania Knavs (later changed to Knauss) in Slovenia, which was then part of war-torn Yugoslavia.
She got a degree in design and architecture from the University of Slovenia, but then turned to modeling and turned up everywhere. Including in the 2000 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!
How ’bout it, Nancy Reagan?
And, Melania could become the only first lady with a line of watches on QVC.
And the only first lady with a bunch of very rich step children slightly younger than her.
And the only first lady photographed in a metal and fur bikini!
Across the pond, European politicos have had super hot wives or girlfriends or mistresses for years.
Former French President Nicholas Sarkozy is married to model/singer/actress Carla Bruni.
Current French Prez Francois Hollande cheated on one girlfriend with another GF, who happens to be a hot actress.
And former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi had legions of model mistresses whom he shared with good friends.
Jeb Bush and his 5-foot-tall Columba?
Nah. It’s time for the U.S. to take a page from the European hot first lady playbook!